California has acquired a new lottery game! It's called Mega Millions. So now there is yet another way to lose a buck; or suffer as some have called it -- a tax on the stupid.
However, your humble correspondent has devised a brilliant way around this waste of time and effort. Yes, I never squander my time driving to the local convenience store only to wait in line with the hordes of other losers. No sir-ree, I play the home lottery game. The rules are as thus:
- Take a crisp one-dollar bill from your wallet.
- Drop same in the nearest home toilet.
- Flush.
- Repeat as necessary until you win.
I've found I get the exact same results as when I put out all the effort of driving to the local 7-11 to buy a ticket.
Try it, I think you'll agree.
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