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Sierra Clubbers Add to Global Warming Threat

By Izzy Cirrus, AP News Tue Nov 28, 1:11 AM ET

SEATTLE, WA -- In light of the massive and immediate threat of eminent world destruction due to the effects of global warming, in an act of global apology to their mother earth, 125,000 members of the Sierra Club committed mass suicide in an effort to reduce their carbon foot prints (and thus the effects of such foot prints) on the global community. Shortly after the suicides, the bodies of the entire mass of people were cremated, and true to their final wishes, the ashes were sprinkled from atop Mt. Rainer.

In an ironic twist, climatologists have noted an immediate up tic in the global temperature due to the massive amount of dust that was released into the atmosphere and are now worried that coastal flooding will increase exponentially.

More news as it develops.